Vangelus is trapped within a mind palace of Ross headcanons this week, so it's up to TJ and Aaron to keep the ship afloat. Join us on this episode of WTF @ TFW as we talk about things that could have been, conspiracies, SUPERBOWLS and a post-Detolf trip to IKEA.

The year may have just begun, but there's hauls to be had. There's just... so many toys out there- both real and fictional -and the WTF @ TFW crew is here to talk about them.

The powers that be have informed me that despite my love of the term "Droop Snoot", I'm not allowed to just have the description of this episode be the words "Droop Snoot" repeated over and over again. The lack of ability to spam "Droop Snoot" on the front page wasn't a decision of Vangelus', who particularly enjoys the words "Droop Snoot". The "Droop Snoot" discussion was specifically the cause of "Droop Snoot" expert Aaron, who brought the "Droop Snoot" to the table, and the constant use of the words "Droop Snoot" was not impeded by TJ this month either. Droop Snoot.

Now it's our turn! First we'll play "TJ Returns from TFCon Orlando!" from my hand! This allows us to play "Aaron: The Non-Chiral" directly from our deck... but that's not all! After playing both of those cards, we reveal our face-down cards: "Vangelus, The Everwatching" and "The Neverending GoBots Rabbit Hole!" These two cards will work together, along with the rest of the field, to create a new episode of WTF @ TFW.

I end my turn.

There's one simple running thread on this Spoopy-time episode of WTF@TFW: Things. Are. Big. Aaron's encounter with a City Commander? Big. TJ's new gorilla friend? Big. Vangelus' obsession with the term "Man Juice"? Too big to go in this episode description. Thankfully, you have an entire episode of WTF@TFW to grasp how biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig things truly are.

Smack up your foreheads, and raid a Mandarake or seven- it's time to join Christopher Internet, Beleaguered Engineer, and Kenny Omega (not that one) for some LEGALLY DISTINCT PODCASTING.

We've got some of the Post-Convention blues yet again. TFCon Toronto, GenCon and MetroCon are now far in the rearview mirror, so it's time to talk toys! While Vangelus is too busy thinking about stick wigglin' and making a new home out of BTC? Aaron brings us warning of the incoming arrival of Lorcana, and TJ gets exhausted by proper names. Remember: "No Parking" means "No Parking."

(Poor Barricade...)

Vangelus' last minute request for a Musical WTF@TFW Episode is shot down during Episode 634, and Aaron and TJ couldn't be happier. We cut through the storms and haze, and get down to some Transformer-y business! Beaches will be combed! Parks will be Yolo'd! Rate limits will be exceeded! Instructions will remain unclear!

The producer life will run you raw when you're deep into the newest CANONICAL entry into the LONG-RUNNING TRANSFORMERS ONGOING MOVIE MEDIA FRANCHISE. Embrace the allure of the Spoiler Section with Vangelus, TJ and Aaron on this Rise of the Beasts-heavy episode of WTF@TFW!

Boy howdy, pardner. Some hooligans out sure are making a mess of things over on the fan hobby scene. I implore y'all to take a listen to this here WTF@TFW episode where Deputy Vangelus, Sheriff Aaron and ol' TJ The Bartender are bringin' 'round their latest looks at Transformers acquisitions and listener questions from 'round these parts.