WTF! What the Footy!

We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by! More bugs than a footy clock as we welcome and preview the Sir Doug Nicholls Rounds! We also deal with the breaking news of Michael Voss resigning as Carlton coach, we have fun with the GWS Giants' sign that sledged Essendon, and we made our world-famous picks for the week ahead.

What does *your* whiteboard say about others? And why can’t the AFL Draft be simple? Those questions and more answered (correctly? Nah …) in this episode … ! Thanks to Richmond's first victory, we break out the Tigers' victory tune and the song of the week. We also delve into the week that was and preview the round ahead.

In this episode, we’re long-winded with short fuses on Carlton coach Michael Voss, former Melbourne CEO Paul Guerra, reduced penalties and its repercussions, plus instant replay … ! And here you thought all of the action in the AFL was on the field! Oh, we touch on that as well.

Who’s at the wheel at Carlton, anyway … ? … And a couple of leads on a nice house, right Zak Butters … ? We delve into the issues of the week in the Australian Football League, we look at the week that was and try to figure out what will happen in the week to come.

We wrap a successful Gather Round — the great and inexcusable! — and show off our sweet new gear! We talk about the best and worst of the week that was -- and somehow name drop Lainey Wilson as we try to tie it all together.

North Melbourne is a surprise in the upper half of the ladder. Gather Round is coming this weekend. Michael Voss is still the head coach at Carlton, but for how much longer? And don't miss our final thoughts on April Fools Day as it relates to footy!

We discuss the weekend that was in the AFL, from Carlton's epic meltdown against Melbourne to the Blood Mary controversy at North Melbourne to the NFL invading the MCG in September to a look at this week's games.

We talk about the controversy surrounding Tasmania's costly stadium, whether Hawthorn should yield its matches in Tasmania and other issues. We also discuss Patrick Voss and the crying eye/hair tussle that led to a fine. And finally Rob pays tribute to Chuck Norris.

Opening round or Weak Zero?

We break down the controversy surrounding the opening round of the AFL -- or Week 0 as we like to call it in Pittsburgh. The way the issue has dragged on, we wonder if it should be labeled Weak Zero.

Pilot Episode. First installment of two Yanks shooting blanks talking about Australian rules football and the AFL.