Things discussed:

COVID-19 and whether the Big Ten Tournament is canceled.

Hoiberg sick on the bench: where were their protocols?

Michigan's protocol: immediate quarantine for any player or coach.

The disease: America woefully unprepared, not enough tests available yet.

Rutgers talk: the most neutral of sites! Wisconsin has Mama Trice who is 30x more annoying.

Hockeytalk: Mann should be Big Ten MVP. Michigan's in a play-in game.

Pythagorean W-L for hockey has Michigan a massive outlier: five or more games below when other teams are at their goal differential.

More Rutgers talk: keep the shot volume comparable, they're not a pick and pop center three team.

DDJ and Eli: who's going to be the point next year?

Sam doesn't remember Chris Collins going down on all fours to implore his team to play defense.

Will WMU make a serious play ($380k is not serious; he makes $330k now) for WMU grad Saddi Washington?

Yak back on the market after this year?