In a televised attempt to justify its massive Netflix contract and squeeze every last drop of nostalgia out of its most famous living star, WWE rolled into Madison Square Garden for a Monday Night Raw that reeked of desperate "All Hands On Deck" pandering.
The evening began with a bloated, 50-minute tribute to John Cena's "Final Raw," a farewell so comprehensive it felt like an overlong eulogy for a man who will surely be back for WrestleMania.
After cutting a heartfelt promo about his 23-year career, Cena was interrupted (as is tradition) by "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio. This quickly devolved into an impromptu 6-Man Tag Team Match as Sheamus and WWE Hall of Famer Rey Mysterio ran in for the save—a clear case of WWE stuffing the first hour with recognizable stars to pop the crowd.
Cena pinned the jobber of the trio, JD McDonagh, to ensure his final televised match was a victory, but the spectacle of three veterans hitting the 5 Knuckle Shuffle simultaneously highlighted the forced nature of the "fan service."
The rest of the show continued the cynical trend of returns and distractions:
* Nikki Bella (another Hall of Famer) ambushed Women's World Champion Stephanie Vaquer to demand a title match, signaling a classic "part-timer returns for a title shot" angle.
* Solo Sikoa defeated the returning (and recently-fired) Dolph Ziggler/Nic Nemeth in a surprisingly long match, essentially using a familiar face to give Sikoa a strong, crowd-pleasing win before Ziggler vanished back into the ether.
* The evening's biggest shock came in the Women's Intercontinental Championship match, where a returning AJ Lee—who hasn't wrestled in nearly a decade—distracted champion Becky Lynch, allowing Maxxine Dupri (an apparent nobody in comparison) to score a fluke pin and win the title. This massive, unexpected surprise felt manufactured purely for a viral clip and to launch a storyline built entirely on old rivalries, all while taking a championship off one of the company's biggest stars.
Filled with celebrity ringside sightings (Lin-Manuel Miranda, Eric Andre) and more last-minute returns than a poorly planned high school reunion, this Raw perfectly encapsulated WWE's current strategy: use every nostalgic weapon in the arsenal to deliver a "Best Possible" show, consequences be damned.
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