It's our triumphant return episode!! We're back from the jungle, and we're talkin Pirates! 

Dustin starts out with unlearning a bunch of so-called pirate "facts", before delving into the life story of history's most successful pirate

Then, Whitney undoes everything Dustin did with a good old-fashioned wikiHow on how to be a pirate, followed by the story of history's most UNsuccessful pirate.

It's a wild, bumpy ride on the open seas! Join us as we try to figure out how to do this show again!

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!