WE'RE BAAAAACK......AGAIN!!!

Like a couple of deadbeat parents who went out for smokes and just didn't come back from the store. We've finally returned to set things straight and raise this baby podcast right. (Oh, also we had a real baby and that takes up a lot of your life when that happens)

Thanks for sticking with us! We're very excited to back in the podhole, making stupid happen.
We learned a lot this week, (almost) exclusively about dogs, spiders, and corpses!

Topics Include:
- "Path to Beef" - The story of a dog who repeatedly pushed kids into a river to collect steak rewards
- Sleepy Spider Swallowing: Alternative Facts
- Dead Spider Claw Machines: Necro-Bots Assemble!
- Tilly, the car-crashing, Idaho herding hero
- Breaking News! Corpses thrash around for over a year, apparently
- "The Witcher" LARPing school shut down for alt-right ties
- "Fresh is Best" - What was the deal with people eating mummies for, like, a reeeeeeally long time? (Spoiler: probably boners)

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In this episode, we explore the inner workings of the vacuum of space and return with cosmic knowledge of unknown celestial origin.

Whitney fills in all the layfolk witht he gritty details of just what does happen to the human body in space anyway? Spoiler: it involves boiling AND freezing, at the same time!

Then, Dustin lays out a short history of human space exploration, good and bad...mostly bad.

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

WE'RE BACK AND PREGNANT AS F%@&!

On this week's "In-Betweens" episode, we cover all kinds of topics, old and new. And we go off on a few meat-heavy stories.

Topics Inlcude:

- Pentagon Chicken Spies
- The Medicinal Ketchup Craze of the 1800s
- One Man's Raw Meat Dietary Journey
- Nutritional Cannibalism: Calorie Counting
- Secret Car Trunk Stowaways
- Hairy Gravestone Encounter
- Sausage Drone Dangling Doggo Rescue Operation
- The Infamous WWII Beer Run of Machine Gun Kelly

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

It's our triumphant return episode!! We're back from the jungle, and we're talkin Pirates! 

Dustin starts out with unlearning a bunch of so-called pirate "facts", before delving into the life story of history's most successful pirate

Then, Whitney undoes everything Dustin did with a good old-fashioned wikiHow on how to be a pirate, followed by the story of history's most UNsuccessful pirate.

It's a wild, bumpy ride on the open seas! Join us as we try to figure out how to do this show again!

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

We're back in the Podhole! 

On this episode of "In-Betweens," we're shaking the rust off and talking all kinds of nonsense.

Topics include:
- "A curious case of rectal ejaculation"
- Killer doll hiding in wall
- Robots having babies
- More creepy kids' past lives
- Millionaire's kidnapping/rescue scheme goes awry (aka "Taken" meets "Overboard")
- Puppy-stealing monkeys
- Russian horse-noise torture
- Zodiac killer ID'd???

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Sorry for the delay, but here is "Jungle Series Episode 5!"

For this episode, the topic at hand is "Turns of Phrases"..."Turn of Phrase?"..."The Turning of the Phrase?"...However you wanna say it, we're talking about idioms like a couple of idiots. 

Whitney starts out with the sexy origins of some common phrases, before unwrapping the surprisingly true story behind Snake Oil Salesfolk. (Did you know snake oil is a real damn thing? And that it actually works?!)

Then, Dustin gets medieval on y'all's asses, telling the dark history behind a few more common phrases still in use today, before taking a hard stance on never responding to sneezes ever again. (With the exception of "Satan take 'em," of course.)

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In the 3rd episode of our "Jungle Series," we're talking Creepy Kids. 

First, Dustin goes into the "psychology" of why kids are so damn creepy. Then, takes us to the Golden Age of Hollywood to present the Reincarnation Case of Ryan Hammons/Marty Martyn. 

Whitney rounds out this whole Creepy Kid cornucopia with a deep dive into the wild story of The Gary Exorcism Case and the Demonhouse that hosted a supposed 200+ demons, terrorized an entire family, and even got the police to attend a modern exorcism! 

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

***DISCLAIMER***

We're sorry about the sound quality on this episode, but we are in the middle of the jungle. Hopefully we'll have all the kinks worked out for the next episode. 

In part 2 of our Jungle Series, we get weird and all over the place with this "In-Betweens" episode

Topics Inlcude:
- Naked Deer Encounters
- Michigan Bigfoot Sighting
- Random Staircases in the Woods
- Lil Nas X Takes Taco Bell
- Sea Snake Sex Down by the Seashore
- The Great Emu War; aka: Why Whitney Can't have Pet Emus

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In the first of who-knows-how-many episodes in our rainforest series, we're coming to you straight from the jungles of Panama! 

This episode is all about "Urban Legends"...whatever the hell that means. 

Whitney starts things off with a legend right in our own borrowed-backyard. She does a deep dive on La Tulevieja, Panama's own creepy Urban Legend. Lock up your babies, cuz Tulevieja's coming for em, engorged titties swinging.

Then, Dustin touches on several (aka "way too many") lesser known Urban Legends from around the US, as well as, a couple from overseas. Hold on to your butts, cuz this is a TON of wild stories.

As always, our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!