X-Boyz (An X-Men The Animated Series Podcast) podcast

06.13.2024

Ep 417: Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas (ft. Charlie Mosher)

It's a very merry Morlock Christmas and the boyz are here to sing carols, open presents (at gunpoint), and spice up your bland hams. Wolverine's a scrooge. Ape's a table. Jubilee's an emotional wreck. And at long last Storm has...

06.06.2024

Ep 415-416: Weapon X, Lies and Videotape / Lotus and the Steel

If you thought that '97 didn't feature enough of our beloved Logan, then do we have a treat for you. Two back-to-back Wolvy episodes (recorded before X-Men '97 started) with brand new lovers and old flames. And a professor far...

05.23.2024

X-Boyz '97 - Season 1 Recap (ft. MaryElise Martin)

Oh, you thought the show was over? Well, technically it is. For now. But the X-party rages on in our hearts and telepathic minds. So the Boyz (and a very special LADY guest) got together one more time to discuss the...

05.16.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 10 - Tolerance Is Extinction - Part 3 (SEASON FINALE)

Join the Boyz as they cap off the ferocious finale of X-Men '97 Season 1. Did they manage to stick the Blackbird landing? Or was it as rocky as a flaming Asteroid M? Either way it's a miracle of a...

05.09.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 9 - Tolerance Is Extinction - Part 2

Oh me, oh my! You've seen X-Men survive strange evil islands. You've seen them go to war in space. But what if they did both at the same time?! The boyz are serving up a double dose of our heroes'...

05.02.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 8 - Tolerance Is Extinction - Part 1

Oh my stars and garters! We've seen the X-Men face off against their fair share of humans and sentinels; but what happens when they take on both at once? Big bad boy Bastion has weaponized humanity and there's only one...

04.25.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 7 - Bright Eyes (ft. Rob Fonda)

ROGUE'S GONE ROGUE. And she's thirsty for revenge in the wake of her beloved Gambit's demise. Others are still picking up the pieces in the aftermath of the Genoshan massacre. And the Boyz? Well we're here to wipe your tears...

04.18.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 6 - Lifedeath Part 2

Class is in session. Face your inner demons and join the Boyz as they do what they do best and make fun of Xavier for using obnoxious words like "jingoism" while bragging about how many books he's read. What? He's...

04.11.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 5 - Remember It

Take a trip back to Genosha, they said. Everything is peaceful there now, they said. Mutants will be fine, they said. WELL THEY LIED AND WE CRIED. Shed some tears with the Boyz for a top tier episode that features...

04.04.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 4 - Motendo/Lifedeath Part 1

WE GOT OUR MOJO BACK. Everyone’s favorite interdimensional megalomaniac ratings fiend has returned to torment Jubilee yet again. And this time he’s crashing her 18th birthday. Join the Boyz as we dissect a video game-themed episode that serves up a...

03.28.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep. 3 - Fire Made Flesh (Rob Fonda Returns!)

Join the Boyz (and Rob!!) as they discuss the thrilling third episode of X Men ‘97 “Fire Made Flesh” where two Jeans are scarier than one. All hail the majesty of Mean Jean The Goblin Queen, who turns the X-mansion...

03.21.2024

X-Boyz '97: Ep 1-2 (IT'S HERE)

X-Boyz and Girlz, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. X-Men '97 has arrived and we're thrilled to report that it's bringing more heat than a Phoenix firestorm. Join us as we celebrate the mega two-part episode return of...

03.20.2024

Ep 414: Bloodlines

The name's Crawler. Nightcrawler. And his mission is to infiltrate the heavily guarded chemical warfare facility at an F.O.H. dam in the US of A. Team commander on this assignment is "Wolverine" with additional support from rookie field agent Jubilation...

03.07.2024

Ep 413: Family Ties

Behold! Magnus makes his triumphant return! When Quicksilver and his sister Scarlet Witch learn they’re adopted, they soon discover that Magneto, currently on a quest to find a long lost love, may just hold a clue to their past. And...

03.02.2024

Ep 411-412: Proteus Pt. 1-2

With great power comes great liability. Especially when you're a reality-shifting, body-snatching, energy-sapping teenager who's never seen the outside world. That's Kevin aka PROTEUS, a mutant who escapes from the research lab of the woman who puts the "ex" in...

02.25.2024

Ep 409-410: One Man's Worth (ft. Rob Fonda)

For a long time, the boyz have asked the question, what would the world be like without Xavier? Well, this week’s mega two-parter explores a dark future where the Professor isn’t around to fight for mutant rights. A timeline where...

01.25.2024

Ep 408: Nightcrawler

The title says it all: NIGHTCRAWLER IS HERE. Wolverine, Gambit, and Rogue's ski vacation turns into a demon-hunting quest when local villagers claim a devilish blue boy is creeping around their holy town. But is he truly a villain? Or is...

01.13.2024

Ep 407: Secrets, Not Long Buried

Oh, boy, it's another solo Cyclops episode. And this time it's a Wild West bonanza. When Scott flies to a desert town to look for an old friend, he winds up stranded and powerless in a militant town run by...

01.01.2024

Ep 406: Courage

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! For countless episodes, The Boyz have shaken their fist at the sky and screamed "WHERE'S MORPH?!" At long last, we proudly present the return of our favorite shape-shifting, wise-cracking X-Man. And he's brought a few of our favorite...

12.14.2023

Ep 405: Xavier Remembers

When an old enemy from the past makes Xavier lose himself, the X-Men soon find themselves facing off with an evil version of their fearless leader. Join The Boyz as they discuss Professor X’s favorite subject: himself. --- Support this podcast:...

12.09.2023

Ep 403-404: Sanctuary Pt. 1-2

Oh, Magnus... Where have you been? Well, it turns out our long lost friend Magneto was cooking up his boldest plan yet in his quest to save mutantkind. Set your Blackbird coordinates for Asteroid M. You’re in for a double-whammy...

11.30.2023

Ep 402: A Deal With The Devil (Content Dracula Returns)

We're back in the USSR! Omega Red returns with revenge on his mind. And revenge is a dish best served up icy cold at the bottom of the ocean where a nuclear submarine is set to launch warheads that could destroy...

11.25.2023

Ep 401: The Juggernaut Returns (and so do The X-Boyz)

THE BOYZ ARE BACK. And so is Juggs. It's been a while but Andrew, Henry and John are here to talk about new fan favorite Eugene, a cool elevator security guard and yell at each other about Professor Xavier's backstory...

07.06.2023

BONUS: Season 3 Power Rankings & Draft

Season 3 was 19 episodes that packed an intergalactic punch so powerful it would knock Gladiator out of his cute lil' space boots. So the Boyz are here to set the record straight on where our core nine X-Men stand for...

07.05.2023

Ep 319: Love In Vain (SEASON 3 FINALE)

It's the Season 3 Finale, "Love in Vain!" Rogue's got a rendezvous with an ex-man of hers when her highschool sweetheart Cody shows up. Join Andrew, Henry, and John as they bring this intergalactic season to a fitting close with extraterrestrial invasion...

06.28.2023

Ep 318: Orphan’s End (Charlie Mosher Returns!)

Happy belated Father's Day because "Daddy's home." Cyke's daddy, that is. Join the Boyz and a special guest as they dive into the penultimate Season 3 Episode, Orphan's End. Will Scott narc on his intergalactic outlaw father to the Shi'ar...

05.27.2023

Ep 316-317: The Dark Phoenix Saga Pt. 3-4

The Boyz bring parts 3 and 4 of the Dark Phoenix Saga to a close. Jean's Daddy comes home. Gladiator and Lillandra return for a showdown of the ages, and Professor X puts the X-Men's lives on the line (yet...

05.12.2023

Ep 314-315: The Dark Phoenix Saga Pt. 1-2

The wait is over. Join the Boyz as they cover a most beloved chapter in XMTAS - The Dark Phoenix pts. 1 and 2: Dazzled and The Inner Circle. Jean's back but the Pheen (Phoenix) is still raging inside her. Cyke's got *sparks* with...

04.03.2023

Ep. 312-313: Savage Land, Strange Heart Pt. 1-2

Hold onto your pterodactyls, cuz you're about to get a double-dose of danger as the Boyz cover Savage Land, Strange Heart Parts 1 and 2. What makes this multi-climated warring world tick? Why is there a witch worshipping a giant stone...

03.18.2023

Ep. 311: Cold Comfort

Like the famous Eugene O'Neil play from 1946: The Iceman Has Comed. Bobby Drake a.k.a. that sleet surfin' S.O.B. makes his long-awaited debut in COLD COMFORT and the Boyz couldn't be more thrilled. Why'd he quit the X-Men? Who's his...

03.06.2023

Ep. 310: Longshot

The Boyz are here to take a MOJO FILLER episode and make it a MOJO THRILLER. That's right, Mojo's back. This time he's invading Earth and looking to hunt down that intergalactic heartthrob and titular character of this week's ep...

02.23.2023

Ep 309: Obsession

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a weaponized mutant bloodthirsty for revenge! IT'S ARCHANGEL. After a sub par episode in the series, the Boyz are happy to report that we're flying high again with an all-timer -- "Obsession." Beast falls...

02.17.2023

Ep 308: No Mutant Is An Island (ft. Charlie Mosher)

Cyclops quits the X-Men! And hey, we don't blame him. This episode is kind of a stinker. But the X-Boyz are here to turn these lemons (bad XMTAS episode) into lemonade (a wildly enjoyable X-Boyz episode). And what better way...

01.27.2023

Ep 306-307: The Phoenix Saga Pt. 4-5

The Phoenix Saga CONCLUDES! PARTS FOUR AND FIVE of the 5-part Phoenix extravaganza. We got Starjammers. We got space crystals. We got Cyclops playing a game of catch with his old man. Not to mention the most heartbreaking farewell since Morphy boy....

01.19.2023

Ep 303-305: The Phoenix Saga Pt. 1-3

The Phoenix Saga BEGINS! Slam your rods together and join the Boyz as they blast off to outer space for PARTS ONE THROUGH THREE of the 5-part Phoenix extravaganza (Parts 4 and 5 next week). Will our X-Men be able...

12.30.2022

Ep 301-302: Out of the Past Pt. 1-2

IT'S SEASON 3, MON AMI. In the Summer of 1994, XMTAS kicked off their third season with what series co-creator Eric Lewald called "a pre-season sneak preview" -- two action-packed episodes on one mondo-rad VHS tape. And that two-part episode...

11.14.2022

Ep 212: Reunion Pt. 1-2 (SEASON 2 FINALE)

SEASON TWO FINALE EXTRAVAGANZA! Swing through the Savage Land with your favorite nasty Boyz as we bring a most Sinister season to a close with Reunion pts. 1 and 2. And wait! There's Mor(ph)! Stick around for a special mutant draft...

11.01.2022

Ep 211: Mojovision (X-Boyz: Originz)

Once upon a time Henry, John, and Andrew had three separate pods that combined to form one glorious pod -- THE X-BOYZ. And this was all thanks to one man: MOJO. Join us as we celebrate the X-BOYZ: ORIGINS and...

10.25.2022

Ep 210: Beauty and the Beast

Beast's in love. Wolvy's in disguise. You're in for a great episode. Join the Joy Boyz, Andrew, Henry and John as they recap, reminisce, and ramble about Season 2 Episode 10 of XMTAS: "Beauty and the Beast." We don't have...

10.18.2022

Ep 209: A Rogue's Tale (ft. MaryElise Martin)

We did it! We found a real life woman who was actually willing to talk to us! Hollywood costumer X-traordinaire MaryElise Martin joins the Boyz to talk all about her favorite Mississippi Queen. That's right, The X-Boyz People are covering Episode 9...

10.11.2022