X-Men: Apocalypse, one of the most destructive and okay superhero films ever made. This week we revisit the X-folks on break from our job in a Soviet lava factory. We expose David O. Russell's burner account, debate whether Xzibit ever had hair, and ask the evergreen question "Why movie bad when Quicksilver so quick?".

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