*PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the release of Murderotica. Any mention of "This is Trash" is in reference to our former podcast. We just really loved this episode and wanted to give y'all something to binge. Here's to more foreplay and less foul-play!*

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The warm glow of Christmas lights illuminating your every curve as you walk the snowy city streets with hands wrapped tightly around a warm steamy mug – oh honey, this season has us feeling pretty cheeky.. but nothing spices up those cheeks as much as a festive buttplug. 

The_Restrained_Writer has woven a very strange but intimate tale about a very very special little toy; you could even say.. it glows.

Please enjoy us trying to make sense of "Rudolph The Red Light Butt Plug" and please click here to read along.

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