Mark:等我同Miss Stoke傾下偈, 練英文先。Hi, Miss Stokes.

Miss Stokes: Hi, Mark, you’re a happy boy. I’m sure you have a happy family.

Mark: You’re right. My family like to play.

Miss Stokes: Really? What do you mean?

Mark: My dad and I sometimes play t...

(新書發佈會上)

記者：阿Trump先生呀，我地好期待你本自傳

(機場內)

地勤: What can I do for you, sir?

男乘客: Although it is still very early, but I want to check in anyway.

地勤: Well… but....

男乘客: Because I want to have a better view, so I’d like a window seat.

地勤: Well…

男乘客: What’s wrong? There’s no w...

(風暴中，天氣報告錄影)

記者: 準備好就拍得喇! In 5 seconds, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I am reporting live from Central. As you can see, it is very windy. And…Excuse me. Sir. Why are you going out in this weather?

男途人: I very afraid of the wind. I aware of the dangers but I must...

(巴士站內)

遊客：Excuse me. I would like to go shopping in Hong Kong. Where would you recommend?

路人：乜野話? Recommend乜野話?

遊客：Any shopping areas in Hong Kong you can recommend?

路人：Oh! Sure! Sure! You can go to MK.

遊客：MK?

路人：MK means Mongkok, a ver...

(學校大門外)

學生: Miss Lam, 求求你手下留情, 今日真係好塞車…真架, 你再mark 我遲到, 就要記缺點架喇...

Miss Lam: 唔mark你都得, 罰你作番段文解釋你今朝早點解遲到啦!

(課室內)

Miss Lam: This morning I was late. Because there was a traffic jam.

學生: 錯?好, 再寫!

Miss Lam: This morning I was late because of ...

(街道上)

特警乙: Team C is on position. Roger.

特警甲: I’m painful!

特警乙: What? Do you want to talk?

特警甲: I’m painful!

特警乙: What? What happened? Come on…Our suspect is over there. Let’s go.

特警甲: How can I walk? I’m painful!

特警乙: What’s wr...

(清談節目中)

主持: 好歡迎我地今日的嘉賓, Jason!

主持: 有傳聞說你很仰慕亞Rain喎, 噚日亞Rain就