"Because the Romans were weird" is the answer to a lot of questions about why our culture does this or that.
Calling "Caesar" a "last name" is more questionable than I thought. It was a name that people inherited from their parents, but Roman naming was weird and not exactly analogous to the modern system.I implied that modern Russia was significantly more ethnically diverse than the HRE. I'm not so sure about that anymore. Measuring diversity is hard though, especially for thousand-year-old countries.I missed a couple of Patrons in the credits:
PokemonTom09/Ruminations (pretend this one's bold)
E3qualsz None (pretend this one's bold)
https://www.patreon.com/Xidnaf
"Flight of the Breezies" by Kadenza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXvSBHB210