XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

2026 is officially The Year of Tremendously Cheap Pork sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true!!!! 🐷🤗, also did I find love on the Metro? ALSO - see how the sausage is made with a BIG EPISODE MISTAKE!!!

RUNNING WITH THE BULLS

Larry's therapist accuses him of overstepping doctor-patient bounds; Susie grows suspicious of Jeff; and Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

PORK!! I AM LOVING HOW CHEAP PORK IS!!, sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true!!!! 🐷🤗  the greatness of drivin’ & cryin’s Mystery Road, and Xmastime relents against his own better judgement and 📢 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 lets you-know-who okay its THEODORE 🧸 guest host again!!!!!!!!🤗🤣😭

IRASSHAIMASE!

While he and his date swap secrets, Larry runs afoul of the rules and regulations at a sushi restaurant. No good deed goes unpunished for Freddy Funkhouser.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

My pathetic Panera phone call, doctor’s office shenanigans, probably live Xmastime breakdown on the show.

TED AND MARY

Larry and Cheryl enjoy their bowling double-date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, but it ends badly when Larry accuses the bowling alley of misplacing his sneakers. Later, Ted gets the wrong idea about Larry when he goes shopping with Mary at a downtown department store.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

3RD ANNUAL LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!! 🤗 Wegmans is killing it with the super cheap pork sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true🐷🤗, I may have a new friend at Wegmans and…did Larry make XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM history in this episode??? Also I call out U.S. National Treasure (and Xmastime all-time Hall of Famer) Ada Limon on her bullshit.

THE GRAND OPENING

Larry loses his trust in their restaurant chef and fires him. Later, Larry accidentally injures an influential food critic who is to come to the opening. Larry apologizes to the critic who connects him to a chef with an interesting quirk.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Yes I @#$%ing know I still haven’t called Panera, I have an incredible question about the Velvet Underground, we kick off my podcast walkup music album side Spotify playlist,  my f-word streak is broken AND RESTARTED!! Big announcement for next week: live call-in show!!

KRAZEE-EYEZ KILLA

Wanda's new boyfriend, rapper Krazee-Eyez Killa, tells Larry a sordid secret. He also gives him a replacement jacket needed for a scene in a new Scorcese film. Meanwhile, Larry offends Susie by not taking the tour of her new house.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Sorry pigs love ya babes but how is pork so cheap (and tasty!!)??? 🐷🤗 Slow cooker shoutout to Sistatime!, OMG I TELL MY BLIND UBER STORY (rider not driver oh calm down)

FOISTED!

Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff's barber, and gets into hot water over a new project.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

My apologies for not calling Panera yet but how about getting off my ass, and some Spotted lanternfly train drama

MISTER SOFTEE

An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I owe everyone a Panera phone call, RIP Cheetah Chrome, why did Johnny Thunders get no shit about a certain song, and some RATHER curiously incredible Chicken McNuggets in a small Southern town…

VOW OF SILENCE

A friend who has taken a vow of silence creates a stir at multiple parties, Larry eats Jeff's dog's last meal, and Richard Lewis is snubbed meeting Larry for lunch.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I’m still outraged at Panera, I’ve solved the MLB All-Star Game you’re welcome, we ❤️ Dolly, the women who work the front desk late at night in my building lobby are way too hot

ATLANTA

Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman. Leon visits his Auntie Rae. Later, Larry has some trouble with his glasses and faces off with a surly hotel cleaner.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

What I’ve been up to on hiatus, Panera Bread is @#$%ing up 😡, my tv picks!

OFFICER KRUPKE

While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Susie to think he's having an affair.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com