There’s nothing more spooky than the Aokigahara Forest in Japan. Known as the “Sea of Trees” this dense forest is a popular location for suicides- so much so, volunteer search parties are regularly held to collect bodies. But why? Is it the ghosts of those that came before them? A curse? We learn all about the Forest, how to pronounce “compass”, and Ashlee discovers the meaning of poor timing.

What could go wrong? Hannah’s high, Matt’s an ass, Tim is sarcastic and Ashlee is embarrassed and pissed. Just another episode here for XFP as we talk about the Curse of King Tut and your not so average poop the size of a baby’s arm. Don’t look like that. Listen.

Happy New Year!!!

It's the New Year Special episode and we are going to attempt a few new things. First we have a drinking game in the special show,drink while listening to us ( what could go wrong ) Matt explains how it works at the very beginning. We find out about Ashlees and Tims body parts, maybe more then you wanna know. New Years resolutions are discussed and its a Queeftasic time. When they finally make it to the topic we will talk about the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie). We also hope to have the entire podcast on youtube so you can watch along and see the pretty faces. Technical difficulties possible… Also Ashlee would like to know if anyone would donate ping pong balls to her New Years Resolution!

Tis the season to laugh, and this episode will help. Matt was challenged to see if he could find Christmas poo topics and he delivered as normal.  The crew has a hilarious follow-up to last weeks Christmas episode. So when your stuck at the in-laws, download this episode and put an earbud in to be magically whisked away to our world. This will help you make it through Christmas. From Matt, Ashlee, Hannah, Ted, and Tim, Merry Christmas to all and to all a hell of a night.

Tis the season, and we are starting to celebrate Christmas. Listen as the XFP Crew discuss some of the darker sides of Christmas and its, as always, glistening with adult humor. Enjoy our first installment of the Christmas Special.

XFP gets chatting about some rather odd activity happening at the Cecil Hotel, now known as Stay on Main, in Los Angeles. Curious tales of unexpected suicides, deaths, and a weird video of a woman named Elisa Lam and the dysfunctional (or haunted) elevator just hours before she went missing. Join us as we play detective in this suspicious case. After all, it only happened 5 years ago.

You thought you knew gruesome… wait until you hear about this lady. From bathing in the virgin blood of her victims to finding delight in taking a bite of their face, who wouldn’t want to be her friend? Filled with inappropriate topics, giggles, and stomach churning descriptions, this episode is sure to leave you a little more twisted than you were prior to listening. Disclaimer: we are not responsible for your mental health, and these methods are not recommended forms of torture.

Lube, anal probing, queefing, and alien abduction.. what’s not to love? We discuss a spiritual counselor who claims to have sex with ghosts, the famous abduction of Betty and Barney Hill, then chat up some different theories on everything abduction and extraterrestrials. Coming soon to a back door near you.

Porridge Hell, you’d better get some real fire power with these gnomes. In this episode the crew talks about the fun-loving and everyone’s favorite, the gnome. We also get a caller from around the world that discusses some of their traditions. These angry little men mean business!

Anatoly Moskvin is the star of this episode. He’s a Russian cemetery expert with a passion for turning dead bodies into mummified dolls and having tea with them. If that’s not scary enough, you learn about some of Hannah’s preferences and Matt finds out he’s got a face made for radio.