It’s like we never left! But we did, so thanks for still staying subscribed. In this episode Pete examines who writes highway/traffic safety signs, Marissa grows some fruit, and neither supports babies in hot cars. Do you know funny engineers? Do you know about growing things? How was our break for you?

We’ll be mostly off for June, but we won’t leave you without a nice special that updates you on several topics we’ve covered over the years. Would you go to work dressed as a furry and bite people you don’t like? Did you like this style episode? How do you feel about Spain?

Were you trained by the CIA as a child? One way to find out is by listening to this episode, where Marissa examines some tiktok theories that are somehow related to liminal spaces. Since recording, Pete is feeling betrayed by basketball. What do you feel betrayed by? Did you get hearing tests as a kid? […]

Marissa is here to talk about a French culinary practice, Pete is here to be horrified, and both will share which food makes them feel horrible. Plus, for the first time ever, we try a new icebreaker theme. What do you think of it? What do you want to consume whole? Are your bones crunchy […]

Pete shares his own conspiracy theory about how brand crossovers are contributing to the crumbling of society. Marissa’s not on board. A Michael and Alex call to check in, Pete fights about a toilet, and the universe is still against Marissa, bleeding her dry this tax season. What’s your ideal brand collab? How unreasonable is […]

Marissa gets to dive into a QAnon theory this week, one with intentionally crappy graphics and dollar-store masks. Pete’s there, too. Do you think conspiracy theories are whos, not whats, like Marissa’s subconscious? What did you think Frazzledrip was?

This week we sort of just move around the idea of subtitles or closed-captions. We can’t be sure if there’s a point, but we did it. Marissa’s fighting bugs, Pete’s doing laundry, and Alex is fighting his last name. What’s your favorite marching band instrument? Do you use subtitles/captions? Do you need a copy editor […]

The masters of inefficiency are here to talk about that silly new agency everyone’s talking about. Marissa has the flu, Pete is present, and you missed National Margarita Day! What’s your favorite chain restaurant? Can you do a South African accent? Are you a 14 year old efficiency guru?

Marissa’s sick, so this week’s episode is an un-paywalled episode of Pete Ruins a Movie. This Tubi Original is a silly ride, so enjoy. Synopsis: When  three women plot revenge on their exes after they are dumped before  Valentine’s day, their attempts to get even turn deadly.

This week we begin with a little song for our Patrons. After some catching up, Pete talks dolphins and how they’re messed up, just like humans can be. Or is it more terror per capita? What animals do you not like? Who’s responsible for gravel-snow on the sidewalk?