Ye Olde Tea

Caroline squeaks out the story of Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, and Fiona hits up ANCIENT EGYPT BITCHES with the tale of Akhenaten, the heretic pharaoh. 

Fiona kicks off women's month with the tale of the first self made female millionaire, Madame CJ Walker. Caroline lists all the reasons Leap Castle is haunted. Fiona also threatens to stab Caroline, just so you know. 

Caroline talks about the lovers and literature of George Sand. Fiona does Empress Theodora of the Byzantine Empire.

First up, Fiona covers the OG Instagay, Henry Paget, 5th Marquess of Anglesey. Caroline tells the story that started the podcast, featuring W.B. Yeats.

Welcome to the show! It comes out on Thursdays now, okay? Cool.

This week gets a little explicit in the first half as Caroline talks about the juicy rumors surrounding Catherine the Great of Russia. Then, Fiona tells us some crazy new laws in Turkmenistan put in place by the wackiest, dog- hating dictator EVER, Saparmurat Niyazov.

Fiona deigns to tell us the story of the affairs of Margaret Campbell, Duchess of Argyll, and Caroline talks about disappearing children during the reign of Louis XV.

Caroline doesn't speculate at all about the "accidental drowning" of Natalie Wood. Fiona gives the deets about her ancestor, slutty widow Maria Halpin's affair with our sexiest president. 

*WE DO NOT OWN TACO CAT*

Fiona tells the story of Lady Caroline Lamb, the OG Crazy Ex Girlfriend and Caroline talks about Blood Countess Elizabeth Bathory. 

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