Taking a break on this Monday episode from politics (aside from a YAY STIMULUS CHECKS) to talk about the much anticipated March Madness that has been gone for two years now due to Covid. We are super excited for that. What were not excited for is Cam Newton coming back to new England again. Happy Monday Friends!!! 

1400 checks and direct deposits are coming your way and may I speak for everyone when I say its about fucking time! It seems hard to believe that its been a year since the toilet paper shortage of 2020 but were looking back at all the chaos that unfolded in the beginning of covid. 

Piers got ghosted by Meghan Markle and that's why he wont stop talking crap about her, Website to find vaccines that are left over 

So straight people decided being straight wasn't enough and now some are referring to themselves as super straight so they can find a new level to berate the LGBTQ community. Since Covid the targeted harrassment against Asian American's have skyrocketed. 

Happy Tuesday ladies and gents, today we go over the most trending topic in the world it seems- the decision of Harry and Meghan leaving the Royal Family. Kentucky Police are now allowed to arrest anyone for even mildly questioning the reason for arrest and the idiot former CEO of Papa Johns told OAN News that for the last twenty months hes been working REALLY HARD to stop using racial slurs. whatafuckingdouche

First things first HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAY we love you! Timmy and I roast a couple of clowns that think Melania Trump is totally wife goals and another idiot that thinks women need to be barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen. Another run down of the stimulus and an update if you are panicked over what youll owe from the PUA (good news)

QAnon theories failed again and Tim and I go over what is in this new stimulus package. 

Okay so today is the day, according to Qanon, March 4th is the actual date that Donald Trump will become president and DC is ready for the possibility of another insurrection. Old people don't understand why younger people are choosing to have less children or no children at all, calling it a crisis that will impact social security. 

Sad update for the little girl who was struck by Britt Reid of the KC Chiefs, Boy Scouts do not give a fuck about their sexual assault and rape victims by offering next to nothing in the lawsuit against them, Texas is trying to make their residents happy after the disaster of a snow storm hit so theyre letting them all catch covid and kill grandma

So today Tim and I go over the insanely amazing show Cop Rock that aired in 1990 and only had 11 episodes unfortunately lol 

Tim found these crazy guidelines that were for men playing golf in Europe in the 1940s and its like the WHITEST thing you'll ever hear.

One of the largest Evangelical churches are now required to help families looking to adopt even if they LGBTQ and we say ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME and it sucks that they're only doing this because they have to but we really hope that its a step in a direction to placing more children out of the system and in to homes of loving couples who just want to have a child to love and take care of.