George quits his job but regrets it and tries to go back as if he never quit; Jerry and Kramer exactly revenge on a laundromat.

Elaine’s editing a book for this author and her boyfriend cleans Jerry’s apartment BUT steals a statue that George promised to give to his mother. Kramer is determined to do his best Joe Friday impression to get it back.

Jerry regrets telling Elaine about an open unit in his building, George tries wearing a wedding ring to entice single women, and Kramer gets a new ‘do.

Jerry and George both go on dates, but George leaves a disastrous message on an answering machine and schemes a way to retrieve it.

Jerry buys an expensive jacket; he and George meet Elaine’s father and are scared. The jacket is ruined and Kramer is babysitting for doves.

Jerry makes an off color remark that may or may not have killed a woman; Kramer ponders adding levels to his apartment.

Jerry convinces George to break up with a girlfriend then dates her himself. Elaine confronts a neighbor, and Kramer finds a good melon.

George and Jerry invest in a stock, Elaine is dating a dude with cats, and Jerry embarks on a dating decathlon.

Jerry tries to break up with a friend; Kramer has a business idea.

Jerry looks at a new apartment after his apartment is burgled and squabbles with George over it.