Ryan gives his awful opinions on sloths, robots, and cake while constantly burping.

Ryan keeps repeating his plans to go to the park and describes his sweat problems.

Ryan opens “Fan Mail” and tells the story of his stapled head.

Ryan talks about Chex Mix for 21 minutes.

Ryan gets all annoying about death and babies, then explains his Jewish heritage.

Ryan reveals his daily shower ritual and tells the story of a blind dishwasher.

Ryan talks for too long about weird questions to ask your friends and his useless views on gun control.