Yellowjackets, do you ever just wanna hit somebody until they feel as bad as you do? Or perhaps you're craving high calorie butt meat -- I mean, it wouldn't be the worst thing, right?

Things stay bad in the cabin, and this week we find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real. The Real World: Canadian Wilderness. (Can you get the phone?)

In present day, it's a soccer team reunion and Lottie's therapy sessions uncover shocking revelations, Shauna makes a new friend, Misty experiences a musical number, Tai and Van reconnect further, and we get some very sad news. Natalie, however, just wants everyone to go with the experience.

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New episodes of Yellowjackets hits Showtime and the Paramount Plus apps Fridays at 12:01AM Eastern, and we're close to the end of Season 2. I'm going to hang up now...no, you hang up!

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