What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur’s homeland? What does this have to do with PEH’s extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele. 

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Højbjerg's mystery match day groceries 

What the grocery item actually was 

Dembele retires! 

But wait, not yet! 

Tributes from Toby, Wanyama and praise from Poch 

Hugo renews his contract 

For an extremely good and true reason 

Dele's official goodbye statement 

Heartbreaking fan insight 

Goodbye video from the club 

Tributes from Dier, Sonny, BennyBoo, and Harry 

Quickfire questions with Bentacur

BB of the Week

Necha Aurier 

Cutie Romero 

The Kulasevski Kids 

Uruguayan Liv Tyler

Salvi Sanchez on a llama