Recently I wrote about those people who message others on kinky/dating/other sites, and instead of introducing themselves, start with something a bit more...advanced:

"Hi, can we be friends?"
"Hi, could I be your slave?"
"Hello, do you need someone to worship you?"
"I will lick you head to toe."

And a favorite I didn't add last time: 

"Down on your knees sl*t, and take this big..."

SMDH. 

Read the rest of the blog here: Yes, they really DO know the difference. - Dating Kinky