Damn things got good, like they do every year. This is why you watch the playoffs. 

This is just the first round. 

Great series everywhere. 

Ok tonight I really, really lay into Joel Embiid. I really lay into him deeply. I want him to be better. 

Joel: find your playing weight. Ask Barkley about it. He'll help you. 

I love basketball. 

Simmons too I really just get to the point with him. I want these guys to develop. Like let's go. Why are you wasting time staying stagnant? No great player does that. 

Who is the favorite right now? Jesus, who knows. 

I accidentally impel you to eat a carnivore diet, and I retract that recommendation. You do you.