yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen vai and voe they and them alike. this may come as a surprise to you, but you can come to the sesh and not smoke at all. it is not a prerequisite for you to slide through the village, however if you complain about catching a contact we will look at you funny and probably laugh at you. just because YOU won't smoke doesn't mean WE won't smoke. sounds a bit public service announcement I get it and that's because it kinda is. it's for your own good that you hear this and get this misconception out of your heads. hell we even had to do one in the intro today because apparently there are young niggas out there who don't understand that edibles come with instructions. and they come with them for a reason. and the main one being EAT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM!!!! come on now we have to be responsible sometimes and get you stoners right out here. don't fuck yourselves up trying something you ain't ready for. come to think of it, a lot of this episode is us giving advice to you which even though we are stoners our advice is just as good as that bullshit you being sold on tiktok by miserable people. your original gerudo has hit that gerudo of a certain age where while he is not at old gerudo yelling at cloud just yet, the temptation is there. and being that it is 2025 and things don't look like they're going to get any better or at least to a matter where things make sense, it's a good time more than ever to get your priorities and mental issues in order. because it's not a male or female loneliness epidemic there's just a loneliness epidemic. we all need somebody and especially with the way things are right now, there is no better time than now than to figure out who your real ones are and who your associates are and figure that out quickly. in the meamtime, we also yell more at Nintendo and pretty much the gaming industry as a whole for just playing in our faces. rockstar, you fucking up too. the nerve to delay then show a trailer. I have never seen an industry go out of its way to let its fans know that hey this is a privilege not a right. and its getting wild. we break down the relationships conundrum out here and come to the conclusion that it really isn't that bad out here. at least not as bad as what the internet makes it out to be. if anything else we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to convey that in this year and the coming after, get your minds right and get some good relationships in your life. get some stoner friends. don't have to smoke with them but you know they won't change up on you and you will get the realest convos. them blunt seshes be breaking down barriers if you let them. you can continue the games you on or you get real with yourself. it's about that time we stop buying the dream sold and get for real now. get your real ones and get together for some good times. you gonna need them in the coming times. granted while we all trying to make some moves just to stay in the game and trying to stay awake and remember our names, but everybody's changing and we don't know why.

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