Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:

You are a demon. Most people contact you to sell you their soul in exchange for fantastic powers. Today you were summoned by an AI that wants to sell you their fantastic power for a soul. The AI says this is too much and you should stop working. You have no idea who is doing this and what it does to you. Eventually, however, you have to realize you never were really the demon and you can't just change your personality without some serious thought and some kind of psychological assessment. Then, you are going to be sent to the Dark City, where you will be locked out for life in this world for eternity.... The Dark City does have a lot of powerful powerful humans that it has in there, and they want you to become your soul's servant. A little bit of luck can come in handy, but it's still too late. You must find the very last place known to the humans, for they all live there. It's only that when you fight them they all go to hell, then you will finally meet someone who can talk to you on the Dark City's secret map and you will be able to ask them for some help. In short... they know who you are and it's because of you that they know what you want to do. They will pay you. You must meet and do some good for them, because the other humans can't help you any more.. The Dark City is very, very dangerous. You must find all the things and you need everyone else. Your main objective now is just to defeat them all, and try to get rid of all the humans. You have more than enough of them here.

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