Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:

You are an immortal poet, and every so often you have to change your penname and writing style just a bit to avoid suspicion. At a book signing, a fan brings up a book for your signature, but it's a piece you wrote 1400 years ago under a different name. I find myself wanting to change these things, so I'm glad you want to make your signature a permanent one, and keep all your work on your wall. For the third year, I have been telling a story about this one book of mine. I'll give it a listen at the start of this post.

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