It's Season 2 and we're starting off scheming. First, the crew must come to terms on a definition for what the kids are calling a "sneaky link"... the new age phrase for "moped", apparently, according to Lume. Can or should you be friends with your sneaky link? Is there a difference between sneaky links and friends with benefits? If they're not your friend, can you bring them around your friends, or is that too close to bae status?

Then, Kristen breaks down her biggest keys to success in this type of relationship. How/where does one meet this person? What time do you hit them up? Weeknights or weekends? Should you break out the date outfit? What are the pros and cons of hosting vs traveling to theirs? Should you sleep over? Do you text them the next day? Are pet names acceptable? The nuances are endless.

QQH(52:02): Kristen gives a shoutout to a new type of Only Fans user. Then, the duo hit all the angles on the Tom Brady 600th touchdown ball debacle. Who is responsible for striking deals with spectators that exchange priceless mementos? Let's just say Lume was not here for any TB12 slander, and Kristen doesn't think signed jerseys hold a candle to a $50 million contract. A math class and a key update involving Bitcoin close out this heated debate. Lastly, the crew goes international, shouting out former Princess Mako of Japan. Could Kristen give up royal status?