Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more, including: Why are spiders bad at diplomatic agreements? Have you ever met a tattoo person who didn't have tattoos? Who is more likely to be a serial killer: Taylor or Eli? Is Eli trying to become a monarch without any actual political power? Why didn't anyone die in Taylor's shower room? What even is a shower room? And wait a sec, did Taylor's family have foster kids growing up??