This week we're joined by friend of the show and Sydney stand-up comedian Jack Wright! We dive into everything from umbrella economics and fashion crimes to internet rabbit holes, ancient history, and alien abductions in FIFA. Jack shares his hilarious takes on watches, masculinity, lost umbrellas, and what it really means to be a fan of Age of Empires. This one is packed with laughs, rants, and unexpected wisdom.

👇 Timestamps: [0:00] Cold open chaos and IV drip confusion [2:28] Umbrellas are a scam and $495 chemist robbery [5:00] Sharing umbrellas and getting married under one [7:00] Wet shoes and the fall of Doc Martens [10:35] Socks with sandals and fashion sins [13:00] Why men care more about muscles than women do [14:56] Buff guys are just sandcastles [17:30] The weird world of male-targeted internet content [21:00] Being too into history and mail-order bride ads [25:34] Budget gaming and buying FIFA a year late [27:00] FIFA 2000 alien abductions cheat [28:13] Would aliens even be able to catch Ronaldo? [29:39] Basketball and broken knees [30:56] Age of Empires vs Star Wars [32:30] Warhammer 40K vs OG Warhammer [35:03] The Monk reboot we all deserve