HMMPHHMMMHMMMPHPMMMMM HMMMM ! HMMMMMMMMMMMMPHMM!

gasp WHEW! Sorry about that. Just getting my HOM fix. Oh what’s that? What’s HOM?

You silly silly fool, HOM is an acronym for hand-over-mouth. You know… The thing where someone covers someone else’s mouth, typically to shut them up. You can’t seriously expect me to believe you’ve never felt the irresistible urge to just explode in orgasmic bliss at the sight of someone cupping their palm over the mouth of another!

Time to rectify this.

This week, Extra Credit gets a special massage.