You Don't Deserve Science Fiction

You Don't Deserve Science Fiction

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You Don't Deserve Science Fiction episodes

  • You Don't Deserve Suspended Animation - as seen in Alien, Futurama, Avatar, and more!
    We actually recorded this one a while ago and while the audio isn't great (sorry) we still had a lot of fun destroying yet more of your potentially bright future. We just can't seem to stop doing that. So take a listen as to the downsides of suspended animation that include ice crystals in your blood, your genetics gone hay wire and poop ... so much poop ...

    Hosts:
    Michael Rainey - https://twitter.com/raineymichaelv
    David Rainey - https://twitter.com/MechaRainey

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    42 min
  • You Don't Deserve Fantasy! The downside of dragons
    We've been away for a little while but we are back and we've completely forgotten that we're supposed to talk about science fiction. This week we'll be discussing the downsides of dragons because as much as we enjoy power fantasies as a Targaryen, dragons would really be a lot more trouble than they are worth.

    Hosts:
    Michael Rainey - https://twitter.com/raineymichaelv
    David Rainey - https://twitter.com/MechaRainey

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    39 min
  • You Don't Deserve Clones, as seen in Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and more!
    Do you like yourself? So much that you think there should be more of you in the world, and have thought how nice it would be to clone you so there is another you running around? Well guess what ... that's a terrible idea! And as usual, the Rainey bros. are here to tell you why you don't deserve this science fiction in your life ... particularly since it's fiction that is becoming less fictional every day.

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    45 min
  • You Don't Deserve A Flying Car, as seen in Blade Runner, Back To The Future, and more
    Stuck in traffic again? Wouldn't it be great to simply lift off and fly above the crowds, flying the rest of the way? Sounds great, right? WRONG! It's death and mayhem for everyone involved, and unfortunately many people who weren't involved. The Rainey brothers agree, we should keep our wheels on the ground and give up on the idea of flying cars.

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    41 min
  • You Don't Deserve The Matrix
    We've all seen the Matrix (You haven't? Where were you in the 90's? Go watch it now) and we all saw the scenes where Kung Fu knowledge is uploaded into the brain. Seems great doesn't it? Well it's not. It's terrible. And David and Michael will tell you why. And before you say, "but what about the computer simulation, that would be cool," don't worry, we ruin that as well.

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    50 min
  • You Don't Deserve Transporters, as seen in Star Trek, The Fly, and more!
    David and Michael Rainey once again talk about the downsides to seemingly great sci fi technology. This week it's all about teleportation, and besides being impossible, we discover a lot of downsides to this technology, not to mention how depressed Miles O'Brien gets. This episode discusses a lot of heavy adult themes and tacos.

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    54 min
  • You Don't Deserve A Lightsaber
    We've all watched science fiction and wished that we could have the gadgets for ourselves, but as we discuss on this podcast, these gadgets are usually more trouble than they are worth. Join brothers Michael and David Rainey as they explore pop culture wish fulfillment and do their best to destroy those wishes.

    This week's episodes: the most iconic of all sci-fi gadgets, the Lightsaber.

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    42 min
  • You Don't Deserve Science Fiction - Lightsabers
    We've all watched science fiction and wished that we could have the gadgets for ourselves, but as we discuss on this podcast, these gadgets are usually more trouble than they are worth. Join brothers Michael and David Rainey as they explore pop culture wish fulfillment and do their best to destroy those wishes.
    This week's episodes: the most iconic of all sci-fi gadgets, the Lightsaber.
    42 min

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We've all watched science fiction and wished that we could have the gadgets for ourselves, but as we discuss on this podcast, these gadgets are usually more trouble than they are worth. Join brothers…