Big news, loyal listeners (and the three people who accidentally subscribed)! Bruno’s cutting back—but don’t worry, it’s not on carbs or caffeine. Starting now, we’re dropping just one glorious, unhinged, irreverent episode a week. Why? Because twice the nonsense was making the internet unstable—and Bruno’s vocal cords deserve hazard pay.

Tune in every Tuesday for your weekly fix of unsolicited opinions, minor revelations, and stories your therapist would raise an eyebrow at. Less is more. Except when it’s not. But whatever.