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There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance.If I replied to their posts with the advice they actual... more
FAQs about You Don’t Know Anything About Women:How many episodes does You Don’t Know Anything About Women have?The podcast currently has 9 episodes available.
August 30, 2025"I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy."- A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl.- A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling.- A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women aren't swarming him.- A clueless guy who wrecked the vibe on his date because he takes advice from the internet.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more27minPlay
August 16, 2025"I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly.- A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer.- A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date.- A guy whose wife is a stay-at-home-mom but he does 80% of the housework, AND she's pissed that he plays video games.- For the first time, a guy who I'm PRAISING on how he reacted when his girlfriend said she wanted a month-long break.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more24minPlay
August 02, 2025"Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did. - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy.- A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more.- A 23-year-old guy who wants to know if it's okay to date a senior citizen.- A guy freaking out because he liked his co-worker's Tinder profile.- A guy who gets an erection whenever he holds hands, but also doesn't wanna have sex.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more27minPlay
July 19, 2025"I Need to Pay a Girl to Cuddle Me...Will My Future Girlfriend Find Out I'm a Loser?"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:-A guy wondering if it's okay to dump a girl if she won't meet up with him.-A desperate, nearly-hopeless guy who wants to pay for a girl to cuddle him instead of finding one that actually likes him.-A guy who was paying for prostitution but was too dumb to realize it.-A 20-year-old dude who doesn't wanna get roped into marriage.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more14minPlay
July 05, 2025"I Buy Her Flowers Every Time I See Her...Why Doesn't She Love Me!?"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy with the phone number of a girl he met at a party but doesn't know if it's okay to text her.- A guy who wants to kick his useless girlfriend out of his mom's house.- A college student feeling underappreciated because he takes his girlfriend to restaurants he can't afford and pays the bill.- A feminine guy who can't get girls out on second dates.- A guy who got broken up with because he's "too nice" and has now wasted his money on a trip.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more18minPlay
June 21, 2025"I Did Her Laundry and Cleaned Her Room...How Could She Break Up With Me!?"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy who feels it's important that girls reach to pay the bill on the first date.- A guy who can't believe girls still don't like him after he took dancing classes and speech lessons.- A guy who thought doing his girlfriend's chores would build a healthy relationship.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more14minPlay
June 07, 2025"She's Incredible, But I Need to Dump Her!" My Advice: Keep Dating Her While Looking for a New GirlHere's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy wondering if it's a good idea to hand a girl a love letter like he's in grade 5.- A guy who wants to break up with an incredible girl because he's not into her "romantically."- A guy beating himself up because a girl at work told him she has a boyfriend.- A guy who doesn't want to be treated like a walking ATM despite acting like one with the girl he's dating.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more11minPlay
May 24, 2025"I'm A 26-Year-Old Virgin...Soon I'll Be Forced to Date Single Mothers!"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy who thinks it's impossible to meet girls in real life.- A guy who wants to cancel a date because he told the girl he's excited about it.- A 26-year-old guy who gets naked women in his bed, doesn't have sex with them, and thinks he has to date single mothers soon.- An overly feminine guy who got told the woman he's dating is sleeping with two other guys.- A guy who recently moved to the US and can't get laid.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more18minPlay
May 10, 2025"She Rejected Me Because I'm a Virgin... More Therapy for Me!"Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice to in this episode:- A guy who thinks he needs therapy after getting rejected because he's a virgin.- A 24-year-old guy who doesn't like that younger girls are interested in him.- A guy who wants to give up on dating because he's getting no results.- A clueless guy wasting his time going on dates with sexless women in their 40s.- A guy who actually might be okay with his girlfriend staying the night at another guy's house.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin...more16minPlay
FAQs about You Don’t Know Anything About Women:How many episodes does You Don’t Know Anything About Women have?The podcast currently has 9 episodes available.