This episode only contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time TV show, up to the last section where we say this becomes a full-book spoilers section.

What's better than an epic snow-blood battle scene in which a pregnant woman slaughters an army and makes the dicks of all the incel viewers shrivel and fall off? Is it that dragon bussy getting smacked with the open palm of realization? Is it the tender love between Lan and Nynaeve? Nope, it's the CW-style love triangle between characters who have the romantic chemistry of a teen boy's crusty tube sock. Join us, Queers of Time, as we talk about this and more in episode seven of The Wheel of Time.

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Intro and outro music by Julius H.