On this episode, turbo white trash sunglasses aficionado, Tom, and vengeful dishwasher/landscaper for the totally not racist Miller gubernatorial administration, V, draft an award-winning choose your own suicide adventure note in which, after a couple of pages of reading, the reader faces two or three options, each of which leads to more options, and then to one of many endings (including coloring pages and pop-up imagery throughout). Tom is rebranded a furtive fallacist, but purposely spells it "phallicist" for some reason, and V becomes incredibly suspicious of all the train-related deaths among associates of known murderer and former president William Jefferson Clinton.