On this episode, hundredaire philanthropist, Tom, and micro-yacht owner, Jerry, are joined by the only man who remembers both of the theme songs for Full House and Family Matters, Dave Outlandish. Tom converts all his yacht rocks to pop rocks at a rate of 1:0.1 (which is pretty good given the current economic crisis), while Jerry and Dave make direct eye contact during an extended ball-thigh slapping sesh.