On this episode, squishy-faced Super Bowl halftime show performer/Sri Lankan sweatshop clothing line manager, Tom, and belly-stabbing former crack dealer/funny-looking jet ski rider, V, make circumstantial, but absolutely plausible, accusations about our nation's royalty in the film industry. Tom confesses his unconditional support for the light whereof hath kindled heavenly fire, Hunter Biden, and V marvels at wondrous sight of the celestial hue surrounding Keanu Reeves.