On this episode, scummy 1970s dolphin porn producer, Tom, and crippled defender of the integrity of extreme water aerobics in the deep end, Jerry, sign up for a very real wizard organization through an application completed on their phone, a 50 euro fee paid through PayPal, and a Real World/Road Rules-style video interview about their interest in magic and the occult (sent to a Gmail account). Tom is asked to leave the rape-inarium so the maintenance crew can clean up, and Jerry goes to the U.S. Virgin Islands, but comes back a man.  

You Had Me at Bigfoot: Well, now you know, cuz you know.