On this episode, big-dicked, muscular and unshaven Sailor Moon, Tom, and the gold chain and fur coat-wearing Crystal Gem pimp Stephen Universe, V, reboot Cartoon Network's late 90's flagship animated series as the Powerbuff Boys in order to swing the pendulum back on the hardcore gay-ening occurring in modern television and film. Tom flexes and overextends his N-word pass with his new found 1/30th black ancestry, and V gives the most favorable review of Captain Marvel by saying, "That movie, in fact, sucks dick."