On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestones for alien child development so their pursuit for humanity in the dark universe will be significantly stunted. Tom is dishonorably discharged from the military for failing to honor their don't ask, don't tell cancer policy, and Jerry serenades his wife-to-be by holding a boombox playing rape noises over his head in her parents' front yard.