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Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was offered body augmentation from a rich family member as a Christmas gift, but not on a part of their body they had hoped.

Their second submission is from a listener who was hinted to that they were on deck for an upcoming promotion only to be overlooked for a slacker cousin of the boss. Think you’d keep the job after that?

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