You Just Don't Get It Do You?

Back and covering some Lesser Torture Porn from the Post-Saw era. Listen as Eli Roth treats us to some "Lesbionics", Joss Whedon attempts to defend us from the horrors of a lady on a poster and Everyone tries to kind of do Saw and kind of do Se7en.

Join Eliza, George, and their increasingly faulty microphones for a catch up of films, television, and games watched during the UK COVID-19 lockdown, all of which have Squandered their Potential... Be prepared for the faint sounds of the trampoline terror, and, an obligatory mention of Poy Barts! (FYI Following Elliot Page's announcement of his transition, we have removed a section covering the game Beyond: Two Souls.)

We're back at it and covering the 2000s Torture Porn Boom with the granddaddy of this short lived sub-genre: Saw! That's right, we watched hours upon hours of Saw content, and did not enjoy ourselves!

George's personal worst of the decade along with some of cinema's most cursed offerings of the last 10 years. Some truly awful stuff. Merry Christmas!

Films which are incompetent... Evil... Remarkably Strange... Films which we just... Kind Of Hate. With a deep dive into Eliza's personal worst film of the last decade. we run through some of the biggest stinkers of the last 10 years. Merry Christmas!

Join us as we venture into Breaking Dawn parts one and two, completing our descent into the world of Twilight. We discuss the very real threat of Bella getting boned so hard she dies, Chuckesmee, and preach for about 45 minutes about mormon Trojan horses in YA fiction.

CW: eating disorder chat around 25 minutes in.

Join us as we embark down the deeply erotic path of chaste Mormon supernatural romance films for 13 year old girls. Are you Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Release RPatz? Or team Jorts. All are valid choices. Happy Halloween.

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile more like Extremely Tasteless ,Shockingly Horny and Mediocre. We take a look at several attempts to bring the stories of IRL serial killers to the silver screen. As well as the small screen, as a number of films covered here are Extremely Made For TV.

Featuring in this episode (in order) films about Fred and Rose West, the Moors Murderers, Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer, Wournos and the """Zodiac killer"""

A podcast??? About Star Wars??? That says the prequels are BAD????? what the fuck.... no one has ever done that before. Eliza and George bring MIND BLOWINGLY ORIGINAL TAKES to the rarely discussed Star Wars prequels feat: Weird Al.

Today Eliza and George take a dive on art house darlings/genuine perverts: Harmony Korine and Larry Clark. SPRING BREAK... SPRING BREAK... SPRING BREAK FOREVER.