Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:

You killed your lover and cashed in their life insurance after identifying their body. Nobody even thinks of accusing you because everyone knows you love each other to death, and they aren't wrong at all - after all, you are a pair of Immortals who have done this more times than you can count. Now, it should come as no surprise that you would be in your right mind to pick a spouse.

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