(you might want to grab like a tissue and a bottle of vodka for this one)
It was brought to my attention that you all know what I am, but not really who I am. So here's the 25 year long sob story...abridged version,  of course. I pieced together all the trials and tribulations that turned me into the angelic asshole we all know and love today. So, you're welcome. That's all I'm going to say.

Contact Me: [email protected]
 (unless you're going to harass me on behalf of the ex bf...then get bent)