...and where the FUCK I've been the last few months! Yes, I still say ummm way too much and yes, I am rusty. 

Yes, you read that right. I am taking a deep dive into the minds of straight men everywhere. Why exactly do you jack off to your fantasy teams every day? And what can we, as females, do to actually become relevant to our men during this depressing time? I answer these questions and more...and ladies you'll want to bring a pen and paper!


Write-in with your stories of red flags disguised as green flags, or any other fucked up story. Have no fear, I am not trying to fuck up any relationships, so you will remain anonymous, no questions asked. Call me, beep me, throw a rock at me...

Email: [email protected]

(you might want to grab like a tissue and a bottle of vodka for this one)
It was brought to my attention that you all know what I am, but not really who I am. So here's the 25 year long sob story...abridged version,  of course. I pieced together all the trials and tribulations that turned me into the angelic asshole we all know and love today. So, you're welcome. That's all I'm going to say.

Contact Me: [email protected]
 (unless you're going to harass me on behalf of the ex bf...then get bent)

Let's talk dating....how tf are we supposed to do it at our age? Dating Apps? I mean I guess....In this episode I give my FULL opinion on dating profiles and we take a deeper dive into what these dating apps are and how we use them. And then I discuss my "antiquated" dating ideas.

I need YOUR help for my next episode! I want to hear all about y'alls experiences with red flags that were disguised as green flags. We all have them, and we all experience them! I can only talk about so many before they start repeating themselves and I make a fool of myself for falling for the same ones over again....so give me some content people!! You can text me, DM me, call me, facetime me, email me at [email protected] or just call me beep me however tf you want to reach me!

Warning: explicit and graphic descriptions of all the men who have entered my life, entered me, and just as quickly as they came, left. Go ahead and take a sigh of relief boys, I don't name names. But if you know me well enough, you'll know exactly who I'm talking about. 


Please write-in with your stories of getting fucked over or fucked sideways by girls, boys, your boss, really whatever makes a good story at this point. ALSO, for the next episode I'm working on, I need you guys to write-in with your own stories of shitting where you eat, or in other words, fucking where you work. I know I'm not the only one guilty of such things! 

In this episode I quickly discredit many a mans' opinion that dumb, blonde, with daddy issues creates the perfect woman. Abso-fucking-lutely not! Using myself as the prime example, I chaotically explain why.

If you'd like to share your fucked up stories, comments, concerns (which I would love to hear), you can contact me at: [email protected]

Here's where you all get some of the dirty deets of the last 9 months of my life. It's a quick overview, but don't worry, I'll dive deeper into some of it in later episodes. A girl's got to leave a little to the imagination, right?

If you feel so inclined to leave me your thoughts on this fucked up podcast or want to share your own fucked up stories you can email me at: [email protected]

The time has come. You all asked and you shall receive. Here she is in all her fucking glory.