Carey and Josh are back by popular demand to find out what happens when you con people to give to charity, learn who's nose has to cross the finish line in a water ski race and take a good look into how to get over your friends shark attack. Let that ball slip away and scream at the seaweed, you're not just bored out way over spec, you might be Baywatched!

Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits means nothing in this life or the next and your restaurant idea might as well put on a live execution cause people are only hungry for blood. So surf like a wounded seal and accept your fate, you've been chosen to be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving equipment and learn that ghost women have feelings of suicide too. Choke down a pound of raw beef and tell your therapist to go to hell, cause when they get there they'll figure you might be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not so subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling and just because your dad is rearranging your teachers guts doesn't mean she forgot you owe her one thousand words on the boxcar children. Rent that tux and ruin the rental boat cause the house always wins when you're Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat hot chip and have someone violate your trust with a sexy swimsuit calendar. Sabotage those water pumps to impress your teenage friends cause you must be this tall to be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn that boundaries are going to get broken whether you invited that person into your home or not, its not always good to hear someone speak American and while the heart wants what the heart wants the hard on should probably keep to his dang self. Crack open a cerveza and king me pig dog cause Norman Rockwell told me You Might be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh find out that the holidays can be a reprieve from the treachery of Adobe, getting your friends killed will get you a mortgage and that sex sells chicken sandwiches. Reinvest your profit and drink that tequila straight from the bottle cause you've been Baywatched since the day you were born.

Carey and Josh fight back their sleep demons while they learn how to steal cars and influence people, get confused about outdated bro codes and believe in the magic of rowing. Throw some more ribs on the grill and point suggestively cause it's terminal and that means You Might be Baywatched!

Carey and Josh find out there is more than one way to patch a roof, ponder deeply the sex appeal of unibrows and come to realize that storms not only bring lovers together but also get them pistol whipped. Put on the borrowed sweats and promise to be more spontaneous because You Might be Baywatched!

Carey and Josh get down with oral surgery contact highs and find that just because you dreamed about your overly physical friends wife in That Way doesn't mean she was actually writhing around on the floor. Oh and something about murder slips in there too. Break out the surf ski and get used to the wet stuff because you're Baywatched to hell and back my friend.