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The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinning shears and their use. Mandy gushes over a newfound podcast, and has survived another brutal season of parenting.  The Hazel Cafe TikTok drama is brought up and console tables are getting a bad rap. 

Also, please give us some grace. The studio equipment has been struggling to keep up with our demands. You may hear some unusual noises in this edit. No need to alarm the authorities, but your girls are working on it.  

Rated YB for Yessss Bitch 

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