when the first things you hear in a game is " i do kind of want to see what will happen when it rips us apart" the DM gets worried, but when Jonathan lubes up in the kitchen...

things get worse.

"a nostril full of femur!...i dont think a bone is supposed to go in that hole....not that bone....get creative"

"nostril full of femur is my favourite post rock band"

"your fungus is not to be truffled with"

"hes got like 15 3s or something"

"gonna light your flesh cigar "

"whats your preffered brand of flesh cigar? "

"meat stick, uncut!"

the devil puts a slave to play in his place "FUCK IT WE'LL BLIND HER TOO!"