Chronomancy was always feared...until these players bought it a drink. listen as more shenanigans with loot drops like you've never heard and a drunken woman with ill intentions, listen later to Dichotomy Games on https://www.twitch.tv/ixiontheunlucky

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DICHOTOMY GAMES joins us as more odd things happen, such as; scaring shark people with sudden erections, bad poetry battles, pantsing someone and then an axe to the skull, and more!, email us anytime at [email protected]

The magic returns as they immediately ask

"can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people in creatively "they stole the stairs!?!?! cant have shit around here (other player) is this jersey? "

DM "it's always good to have a free hand for profanities"

ans traveling in style with "i gotta see this, what? my goat? on this salary? IN THIS ECONOMY?"

they then want to buy "a shark coochie board"

*while taking out multiple pairs of glasses*

"i just put a new pair on top of the old pair"

HOW DO YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL WHEN THERE ARE NO WALLS!?!?!

tradin' juice

im married to this emu

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We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as:

HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUP

soup in the face

yank em inside and kick their ass

you're going to mosh pit them to death?

player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh"

the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage!

is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!?

ah, the old yelly licky

can i pivot to not punch him?

im not used to the crack force running through me!

im going to make a reverse crack point barry! it was me barry i laced yo shit!

bejeweled buttplugs!

spider goat the size of a horse

its a fuck-you-nicorn

and much much more!

how close is he to the gobbler?

what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage?

YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??!

and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb ass

are we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck....

i dont want to wander around gods nipple

The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity is on the dead Gods crotch the players remind you of his name being "you mean tentacles McGee?" and in a way only The Cadet can pull of he Rolled a 5 to remember the name (Luxara) with a "i rolled a 5 to remember the woman's name who i knocked up." which brought us all the way around to "Pregnant Princess Ladybird (aka Wilford Brimley?)" and email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on youtube!