You Wanna Do WHAT!?!?

High stakes gambling and shopping, who wins and who loses? over 100,000 gold in the pot and too many eyes to cheat....but of course they found a way. follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Guests and Mogg "I TURN INTO A DRAGON" Scarlett "....FINALLY". When guests polymorph and say "im an expert on polar bears, now being a polar a polar bear....", then "You see Mogg the Celloist...dragon edition"*tm (not really, lol) "i guess we're going thru the bucket hole today!" AS THE *DM HAS ANOTHER MELTDOWN* "DM you keep forgetting, we're very religious"

"i cast ice breath on him, what happens..." DM "....death!?!?"...."imma use spare the dying so we can do it again." and lastly "showering my trolls in fire spunk" as the DM bangs his head on the table. Then check out Roll for Dopamine and Chaotic Chronicles for more amazing dnd-ing.

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Pirates and grog, diving and pearls, eating lots of fish and getting lost, Mr Blight is too busy looking at his own reflection and eating Kraken Sushi to bother with the actual work and someone steals a skeletons pants. no, I'm not kidding. email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on the Real fresh channel on youtube!

when the party gets in to a deep freeze with their shame hanging in the breeze Mogg and The Cadet shine like diamonds in the cold. follow us on spotify and ainstagram, Facebook and fin us at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube

"stop making sense and they dont poop!!", Scarlett "THEYRE BOOMERANG DANG-

ERSIJ!, DM - ROLL FOR GROIN. They are so scared they are just shitting "its

okay, i speak bird", ah yes, the 'ole charmy-hurty, I roll for random

genetic mutation! DM "did you just make a gelatinous ooze cannon!?!?"

Mogg "yes"

When the DM hears a grown Mogg say "im a strong boy mommy" things get weird, "hes going to town and by town i mean their face", "this is the kind of people you hire, ones who throw piss on your friends?', and "i cast dollar tree fireball!", "is that a gimp suit of armour?" *DM has an aneurism* , and "typically they're ready to kill....whores?....yeah......" DM GOES !?!?, and more, so check us out on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel.

"HOW CAN YOU FART IN RESPECT!?!?" "ROLL FOR HEALING DAMAGE"-DM .....troll makeouts......

he is going to attack by picking your nose," "i think i was gonna go for some below the loincloth action"

" imma put saddlebags on my spider"

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"you can make more web, i can make more piss"

"everything invisible in the room is now well lit"

"so im going to tie a string to my cigar to test for magic" *throws cigar*

bard " i once jizzed on a rock and another smaller rock came out"

just because they dont have the jewels doesnt mean you cant explore the cave

you're coming here to steal my rum, you can at least tell me your name

don't counter spell my long rest

ITS A LUSTY FISH!

its the biggest bonk stick I've got!

ARE WE JUST MAKING A SEA TURDUCKEN!?!?

AN OCTO-SHARK-FOLK!!!!

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The DMs birthday meets SPACE as the players channel the spirits of Oz9 by..... that'd be telling, here's some quotes out of context and email us anytime at [email protected]

i didn't cast stab!

so, you're going to poison the dead mushroom alien?

i will shape some water into its butt-mouth

"who else wants to speak butt!?!?"