The game starts by introductions like "you're a high elf so you have to get up high?" and "Rupert's ready for that kind of naughty, get me on that list!"

then the game really gets going when the Dm points out The poo bucket" player "that's also the food bucket" DM IT IS NOW *writes down furiously"

people say things like "i don't know why he wants to be referred to by a bunch of holes, but okay" and "do you know how hard it is as an orphan to get your hands on good literature!?!?

The DMs brain breaks when someone says "a 'mastochist' is someone who chews.... and does inappropriate things to ships"

and finally around the end people realize "but what about feet!?!? they're for the ground!!!" and lastly awkwardness when a group hug turns into a group no after a group kiss?

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You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? finishes off it's year with piracy "I have a boat and it's in me!"....wait... WHAT!?!?, AAs the Dm gives the last quest of the year the players say "nah, we're going to take over the world instead!" and bribe each other saying "I will give you EVERYTHING..." only to hear " even a stepladder?" and a restrained ".....yes...." bringing us to The Grand Pimp!, "you think I knew anything about the ocean in Gnome town!?!?" "I can throw two boats a turn!, now I can dual wield boats!" replied only by "that's a unique skill.....imma call you Two Boats Jackson" and ending with trying to bet your God in a poker game.... email us anytime at [email protected] and don't forget to find us on The Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

the party shops and struggles and as the old saying goes "never split the party" even if there's a new member.....WAIT....WHAT!?!?

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High stakes gambling and shopping, who wins and who loses? over 100,000 gold in the pot and too many eyes to cheat....but of course they found a way. follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Guests and Mogg "I TURN INTO A DRAGON" Scarlett "....FINALLY". When guests polymorph and say "im an expert on polar bears, now being a polar a polar bear....", then "You see Mogg the Celloist...dragon edition"*tm (not really, lol) "i guess we're going thru the bucket hole today!" AS THE *DM HAS ANOTHER MELTDOWN* "DM you keep forgetting, we're very religious"

"i cast ice breath on him, what happens..." DM "....death!?!?"...."imma use spare the dying so we can do it again." and lastly "showering my trolls in fire spunk" as the DM bangs his head on the table. Then check out Roll for Dopamine and Chaotic Chronicles for more amazing dnd-ing.

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Pirates and grog, diving and pearls, eating lots of fish and getting lost, Mr Blight is too busy looking at his own reflection and eating Kraken Sushi to bother with the actual work and someone steals a skeletons pants. no, I'm not kidding. email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on the Real fresh channel on youtube!

when the party gets in to a deep freeze with their shame hanging in the breeze Mogg and The Cadet shine like diamonds in the cold. follow us on spotify and ainstagram, Facebook and fin us at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube

"stop making sense and they dont poop!!", Scarlett "THEYRE BOOMERANG DANG-

ERSIJ!, DM - ROLL FOR GROIN. They are so scared they are just shitting "its

okay, i speak bird", ah yes, the 'ole charmy-hurty, I roll for random

genetic mutation! DM "did you just make a gelatinous ooze cannon!?!?"

Mogg "yes"

When the DM hears a grown Mogg say "im a strong boy mommy" things get weird, "hes going to town and by town i mean their face", "this is the kind of people you hire, ones who throw piss on your friends?', and "i cast dollar tree fireball!", "is that a gimp suit of armour?" *DM has an aneurism* , and "typically they're ready to kill....whores?....yeah......" DM GOES !?!?, and more, so check us out on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel.