"HOW CAN YOU FART IN RESPECT!?!?" "ROLL FOR HEALING DAMAGE"-DM .....troll makeouts......

he is going to attack by picking your nose," "i think i was gonna go for some below the loincloth action"

" imma put saddlebags on my spider"

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"you can make more web, i can make more piss"

"everything invisible in the room is now well lit"

"so im going to tie a string to my cigar to test for magic" *throws cigar*

bard " i once jizzed on a rock and another smaller rock came out"

just because they dont have the jewels doesnt mean you cant explore the cave

you're coming here to steal my rum, you can at least tell me your name

don't counter spell my long rest

ITS A LUSTY FISH!

its the biggest bonk stick I've got!

ARE WE JUST MAKING A SEA TURDUCKEN!?!?

AN OCTO-SHARK-FOLK!!!!

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The DMs birthday meets SPACE as the players channel the spirits of Oz9 by..... that'd be telling, here's some quotes out of context and email us anytime at [email protected]

i didn't cast stab!

so, you're going to poison the dead mushroom alien?

i will shape some water into its butt-mouth

"who else wants to speak butt!?!?"

Drinking trash juice and exploring caves, getting stuck and blessings counted, follow along and don't forget to listen to Oz9 and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice!

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Dark deals and darker streets meet the party as they arm themselves with new items, A foreboding boom in the distance asks more questions than it answers. don't forget to go to www.oz-9.com and get some more laughs. then check out Primus Sharp Edge Dice and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

"i cast osteoporosis!"

"the high ranking cultist has a nice ass"

and other nonsense from the amazing folks at www.oz-9.com and on Spotify!

Mogg prays and The Cadet bees....yes...bees....Bickle Jr gets in shit and Mad Maven wants nothing to do with his recuperation. the city of Oneidbur looms as the church of Torm welcomes everyone.

I WANT A HOT PINK BAG OF HOLDING!

and more things that make the DM sad.

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150th episode madness as KOBOLDS!!!! make a mess of everything. win a free gaming mousepad now by emailing [email protected] don't forget the Primus Sharp Edge Dice and next week Oz9 joins us for a fun one shot!